Back by popular Demand!!!
And I mean it, as I have been requested by the two or three people that actually follow my blog to stop neglecting it, I have resolved to get back into it.
As part of my resolutions for 2011, I will post a blog at least once a week. But first I have to develop habits that will ensure that I have a constant flow of topics to write about. Simply sitting at home with the boyfriend watching soccer and fighting over the old remote will not nurture my intellectual capabilities and will eventually turn me into a boring person.
The fact that I live in a completely foreign town, with zero friends is really not helping the situation either. My non-existent bank balance does not allow me to travel and see any new places either. Basically, I really do not have much going in my life at present.
I should either obey the old testament instruction to procreate in order to have something to keep me busy or I should find something in my seemingly boring existence that I can make interesting. Again my non-existent bank balance makes it almost illegal to even think of making babies, so I will stick to the latter.
See... he can barely get his arm around me.
The only interesting thing in my life is the growing tractor tyre around my waist. So that should keep me motivated enough to do stuff. First I will find a gymnasium in this tired old town. I’d be looking forward to the prospect of meeting a hunk there but I already have one in the making at home. So we’ll strike that dream.
- I have stopped drinking alcohol altogether because it is not helping the situation here. I have been sober for about…..ummm….. 6 DAYS (PROGRESS!!!!). I’m definitely on the right track with that one.
- I will stop reading boring old novels. One needs to sit and chew something to be fully engrossed in a book.
- I WILL STOP WATCHING THE FOOD NETWORK ON DSTV. It’s a sick habit.
- More sex. . .
- I will at least put that exercise DVD I spent my life savings on in the player.
Now hopefully all of this will keep be busy enough in the next year to maintain a blog.
